Impa wanted to be part of the selfie spam, too.
So Impa just launched herself at my screen door, latching onto it and knocking it off the rails. After I got up, yelling at her about it, I saw why she did it:
THERE’S A PREYING FUCKING MANTIS ON MY SCREEN. Like, I’ve seriously never seen one up close, and suddenly this little fucker’s on my door, antagonizing my cat?
Impa’s just standing by the door now, too, even though I closed it.
I’m pretty sure he’s taunting her too, like “Haha. Can’t get me. Stupid cat. HEY DID YOU HEAR ME!? YOU CAN’T GET ME!”
He’s still out there, too, he hasn’t moved since I closed the door. Smug little shit.