one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"
it just dawned on me how accurate this is. Impa follows me all over the apartment, and even claws out all the carpet underneath the doors if we’re in separate rooms and she can’t get to me, yet when I pay attention to her it’s like “Nope, can’t have you thinking I’m your pet, since you’re my human! Better run away, that’ll put you in your place!”