So I found out last night that I’m really judgmental, even though I try to act all innocent. Thank you, extremely drunk girl on a moped wearing fishnets and a helmet with bunny ears who was sitting in the general direction that my friends and I were looking every now and then to see if our other friends were coming. You have enlightened me to the error of my ways. I will, from now on, not look anywhere, and not speak.
Thank you for your wisdom, oh great drunk girl.