No Point What-So-Ever
I think I’m funnier than I probably actually am.

I think I’m funnier than I probably actually am.

Dear pizza guy,

I’m sorry I stole your pen, I didn’t mean to, but I gave you a pretty good tip so I’d say we’re good.

This is why it’s so important to pay attention to special offers and coupons. Same exact pizza, just ordered differently. I used to be able to do this for even cheaper, but I think I can live with this.
I should note that there are like 6 extra toppings.

This is why it’s so important to pay attention to special offers and coupons. Same exact pizza, just ordered differently. I used to be able to do this for even cheaper, but I think I can live with this.

I should note that there are like 6 extra toppings.

I woke up at like 7:00 this morning, and stayed in bed until almost noon, because I start work tonight from 4:00 PM to 2:30 AM, and I wanted to get as much sleep as I could.

But alas. I couldn’t fall asleep. All I got was a headache.

Yeah, today is going to be great.

Guess who gets to start a new job tomorrow.

Guess who’s excited for it.

Hint: They aren’t the same person.

After donating plasma I walked over to Burger King to get a few things, then over to 7/11 to get my money. There was a homeless guy on the corner along the way, so I gave him a 10 piece nugget and large fry.

Giving is something that really makes me happy. I wish I could do it so much more often, and in greater quantity.

I’m sitting here listening to Lose Yourself by Eminem, saying “Mom’s Spaghetti” over every other line, and laughing like an idiot while I do it.

Everyone’s talking about "May the fourth be with you", but what about "Revenge of the Sixth" - The morning after Cinco De Mayo?

Oh no, it’s okay. Go ahead and run hot water while I’m in the shower, so it gets really cold for the rest of my shower to where I have to hop out before I’m really done. Really, I’d hate to get in the way of you making hard boiled eggs.

In case anyone was wondering what a Germ looks like walking down the street to 7/11 for a Slurpee and donuts.

In case anyone was wondering what a Germ looks like walking down the street to 7/11 for a Slurpee and donuts.

It’s been on my mind since I saw it. I had to.

It kind of blows my mind that I possess all the information and practical knowledge it would take to have a healthy, fit physique, but lack the motivation to put it into motion.

I guess there’s more to it than that, but still, if I really set my mind to it I could probably drop 80 lbs in like 6 months.

I’ve almost changed my icon picture to my shop logo so many times, but this picture brings me so much nostalgia. It’s beautiful.

Marine Drive is always such a lovely drive home

Marine Drive is always such a lovely drive home

Narrowly avoided a trip to the hospital yesterday. Things could have been so much worse if I hadn’t thought ahead.