No Point What-So-Ever
Look at all these lovely gifts to myself from this weekend.

Look at all these lovely gifts to myself from this weekend.

Greetings from the toolroom (aka work). Also I started wearing a tiny little pony tail, because why not.

So I found out last night that I’m really judgmental, even though I try to act all innocent. Thank you, extremely drunk girl on a moped wearing fishnets and a helmet with bunny ears who was sitting in the general direction that my friends and I were looking every now and then to see if our other friends were coming. You have enlightened me to the error of my ways. I will, from now on, not look anywhere, and not speak.

Thank you for your wisdom, oh great drunk girl.

I was asked to make a sign at work so that day shift would stop leaving boxes laying all over the place when taking welding wire. I was told to make it as simple as possible. This is what I came up with.

I was asked to make a sign at work so that day shift would stop leaving boxes laying all over the place when taking welding wire. I was told to make it as simple as possible. This is what I came up with.

Oh, right, I took this last night and forgot about it. Whoops.

Oh, right, I took this last night and forgot about it. Whoops.

Oh shit, better get to a charger FAST.

Oh shit, better get to a charger FAST.

Oh cool, one of my Groupon goods was on my doorstep when I got home from work. I know exactly what this is, it’s going to be that big old thing that I bought fo-

… Oh. Ok then.

Guess who has a tablet now.  Also guess who is using it at work.

Guess who has a tablet now. Also guess who is using it at work.

You know, it’s a strange feeling to have such low self confidence, then lay in bed one morning and just say to yourself, “wow. I have a really nice penis.”

Roommates almost all moved out means that I get this mirror back in my life since I left it in the master bedroom for them.

Roommates almost all moved out means that I get this mirror back in my life since I left it in the master bedroom for them.

I think I’m funnier than I probably actually am.

I think I’m funnier than I probably actually am.

Dear pizza guy,

I’m sorry I stole your pen, I didn’t mean to, but I gave you a pretty good tip so I’d say we’re good.

This is why it’s so important to pay attention to special offers and coupons. Same exact pizza, just ordered differently. I used to be able to do this for even cheaper, but I think I can live with this.
I should note that there are like 6 extra toppings.

This is why it’s so important to pay attention to special offers and coupons. Same exact pizza, just ordered differently. I used to be able to do this for even cheaper, but I think I can live with this.

I should note that there are like 6 extra toppings.

I woke up at like 7:00 this morning, and stayed in bed until almost noon, because I start work tonight from 4:00 PM to 2:30 AM, and I wanted to get as much sleep as I could.

But alas. I couldn’t fall asleep. All I got was a headache.

Yeah, today is going to be great.

Guess who gets to start a new job tomorrow.

Guess who’s excited for it.

Hint: They aren’t the same person.